who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gayerluke
gayerluke

I POSTED THAT PIC THAT'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSION THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPREAD OPEN ASS BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A BALD GUY KISSING A BABY & I TAGGED IT "i wonder if tumblr will flag this?" & NOW I CAN'T LOG IN OR EVEN VIEW MY BLOG I THINK THEY NUKED IT. I DIDN'T EVEN GET AN EMAIL, IT JUST INSTANTLY DISAPPEARED. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

gayerluke

like i understand AI that detects nudity but it shut it down SO quickly, now i'm paranoid it saw nudity + baby & i'm gonna get put on some kind of government watch list. anyway how are you guys

gayerluke

i don't think i'm cut out to be on the internet

gayerluke

back in my day (2016) we could post a hairy bald dad sweetly kissing his baby & not have to worry about fucking narc robots with their filthy minds

gayerluke

i'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet

gayerluke

i just KEEP DOING DUMB THINGS

gayerluke

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Anonymous asked:

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

i have 2 of these in my inbox. they accumulate like mold

gayerluke
gayerluke

I POSTED THAT PIC THAT'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSION THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPREAD OPEN ASS BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A BALD GUY KISSING A BABY & I TAGGED IT "i wonder if tumblr will flag this?" & NOW I CAN'T LOG IN OR EVEN VIEW MY BLOG I THINK THEY NUKED IT. I DIDN'T EVEN GET AN EMAIL, IT JUST INSTANTLY DISAPPEARED. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

gayerluke

like i understand AI that detects nudity but it shut it down SO quickly, now i'm paranoid it saw nudity + baby & i'm gonna get put on some kind of government watch list. anyway how are you guys

gayerluke

i don't think i'm cut out to be on the internet

gayerluke

back in my day (2016) we could post a hairy bald dad sweetly kissing his baby & not have to worry about fucking narc robots with their filthy minds

gayerluke

i'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet

gayerluke

i just KEEP DOING DUMB THINGS